Über Uns

There is a reason my species is still around after all the other dinosaurs have gone extinct (though the birds do deserve a nod) – wit.

Ever seen a Zhuchengtyrannus turn a doorknob?

Don’t lie – it’s unbecoming.

No, you haven’t. Cos they’re all dead.

I, though, through my sheer wit (and hiding under logs for millennia to avoid mass extinctions, but mostly wit) can! And that’s why you are reading this blog. You wish to become closer to the marvel that is me – Julius.

It’s alright – everybody wants to. It’s only natural to bask in my glow, much as I bask in the sun.

 

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